“I will never lie to you again”
“Really”
“Yes I promise you. Ask me anything you want…I’ll tell you the truth”
“I won’t believe you”
“Yes you will”
“Why?”
“Because you’ll fucking hate the answers”
You’d swear I was Meg Ryan’s dorky boyfriend in Sleepless In Seattle…
If you didn’t enjoy the version of The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo that’s currently in theaters….give the foreign version a shot….it’s 100x better. And I’m not saying that because it has subtitles and I think recommending it will make me sound all hip and cool and hipstery. I’m saying it…because it kicks ass. Plus I’m old…and subtitles hurt my eyes so you know I’m not screwing around…
“I will never lie to you again”
“Really”
“Yes I promise you. Ask me anything you want…I’ll tell you the truth”
“I won’t believe you”
“Yes you will”
“Why?”
“Because you’ll fucking hate the answers”
THEY ARE BACK!